Clem Bastow "You know those moments in old cartoons, where the dripping tap sounds like a cannon? Welcome to my life," writes Clem Bastow.
There's just one great female character in 'Suicide Squad', and it's not Margot Robbie's Harley Quinn
Clem Bastow "Despite the presence of more female leads than Marvel's last four films combined, it doesn't hit the mark when it comes to its female characters," writes Clem Bastow.
Clem Bastow "I can't shake the feeling that those of us who have the misfortune to be single in 2016 are doomed," writes Clem Bastow.
Clem Bastow "As the canvas of my body has become increasingly colourful, so too have the interactions with the general, curious public," writes Clem Bastow.
Clem Bastow "Think about it: you at least already know you've got Pokémon in common, right?", writes Clem Bastow.
Clem Bastow "While my non-drinking will likely continue indefinitely, the horrified looks and hamfisted reactions show no signs of abating," writes Clem Bastow.
Clem Bastow "Every morning, I get to open the Itty Bitty Bin of Facebook history and see, in stark relief, just how bad it got," writes Clem Bastow.
Clem Bastow "It's been a long time since I've been able to enjoy a footy match without being clouded by thoughts of its toxic climate of entitlement and misogyny," writes Clem Bastow.
Clem Bastow "The Federal Budget's proposed cuts of $1.4m to community radio is a potential cultural catastrophe," writes Clem Bastow.
Clem Bastow "I dream of a world in which the 'most shareable' content isn't the self-deprecating 'lol my whole life is a mess' stuff, but images of greatness or tales of talent," writes Clem Bastow.
Clem Bastow Gillian Anderson officially threw her hat in the ring to take on 007 - Clem Bastow suggests some other characters who are ripe for a re-cast.
Clem Bastow "It's the expectation that you owe these men the time and effort it takes to read their work and help them that stings," writes Clem Bastow.
Clem Bastow "The amount of dislikes the Ghostbusters' trailer is receiving is in no way organic. This is witless misogyny run rampant," writes Clem Bastow.
Clem Bastow "As far as I'm concerned, feminism won't have won until I can tune in to Game Of Thrones and see Podrick making bread while his wang flops about in the wind," writes Clem Bastow.
Clem Bastow Clem Bastow made a decision to stop feeling guilty about not having the time to cook for herself.
Clem Bastow How a judge's focus on what's "commercially reasonable" comes at the expense of a female artist's mental wellbeing.
Clem Bastow 'Bumble' worked for Amy Schumer, but how does it actually stack up in real life?
Clem Bastow Yep, we're talking about the app that promised to help your average bro out: "Track her cycle, keep your sanity."
Clem Bastow Advertising agencies, please send all intellectual property royalty cheques to Clem Bastow.
Clem Bastow Single women who are actively 'looking' are inevitably directed to certain locations to 'find' someone.