Angus T. Jones, the 'half' in Two and a Half Men, is now all grown up - he's 19 years old. But, more pointedly, he's a committed Seventh Day Adventist, which means he's kind of disgusted by the TV show he's in and he hopes you are too. Jones, who made a video about his feelings for his church, (below) implores viewers to 'pick a side' - a God side. He continues 'you can't be a true God-fearing person and be on a television show like [Two and a Half Men]. I know I can't. I'm not okay with what I'm learning and what the Bible says and being on that television show.'

Alas, Jones kind of has to stay there for the time being - he still has a year left on his contract. 
We agree that Two and a Half Men is not exactly godly viewing but we also don't think you have to be a practising Seventh Day Adventist to identify creator Chuck Lore's horribly sexist and degrading series as the nearest thing to televised sewerage. So for now, we're Team Angus.

Video below. Poor Angus T. Jones. He seems lovely.