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Jodie Foster's acceptance speech for the Cecil B DeMille Award at the Golden Globes on Monday was undeniably powerful, not least because she (sort of) officially came out. There was plenty to be moved by but there was also a lot that left us confused. For example, did she really come out? Because she didn't really say too much. And what was that long jag about privacy? Well, Funny or Die are seeking to end that confusion by providing us with closed caption translations of what Foster really meant to say. It's incredibly helpful. Enjoy!