Two purebred unicorns for sale on Craigslist, serious inquiries only

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Candice Chung

Pagasus and Daisy.

Pagasus and Daisy.

There are some risks in life that just aren't worth taking. 'Bargain' sushi from the foodcourt at 5pm, for instance. Or wearing crocs on your first date. 

But a Craigslist ad that promises to sell a pair of unicorn for less than a million dollars each? Even if you weren't an impulse buyer, it's hard not to be tempted by an offer like this, right? 

The magical creatures (Pagasus and Daisy) hail from 'fully licensed' unicorn breeders in New Hampshire. According to the ad: 

"We are selling 2 purebred unicorns. Male is 3 years old named Pagasus. Female is 5 years old and named Daisy. Price of $930,000 USD is per unicorn."

"Unicorns are hand fed from birth, and require just as much attention if you do decide to welcome a unicorn into your home. We are the only fully licensed unicorn breeder in North America, and are NUBAA certified. Call now to be put on the waiting list, on which wait times start at 9 months out. SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY PLEASE." 

See? All legit. 

I know, I know. Who has that kind of money, right? 

 

Well, for anyone who isn't in the meth business, the breeders also "offer unicorn eggs for purchase."  Merry early Christmas, everyone! 

Source: Daily Dot