Here's Ryan Gosling being massaged by Michael Fassbender

"Ladies, form an orderly queue".

"Ladies, form an orderly queue".

Ryan Gosling and Michael Fassbender are currently making a movie together.

The as-yet untitled movie is being directed by Terrence 'The Tree of Life ... What was all that about?' Mallick, and also stars Rooney Mara. Luckyyyyyyy:

There are very few details known about the film, but E!Online says that it "focuses on intersecting love stories".


All you really need to know is that for some reason the script calls for Michael Fassbender to give Ryan Gosling a massage.