Tina and Amy have a drinking game for the Golden Globes

Real life best friends Amy Poehler and Tina Fey.

Real life best friends Amy Poehler and Tina Fey.

Joyous news: Tina Fey and Amy Poehler are on the cover of this month's Hollywood Reporter talking about their most important gig to date - hosting the Golden Globes on (our time) Monday. It's a truly wonderful interview but the highlight has to be their rules for a drinking game. It is as follows ...

Fey: Any time an actress cries in a speech, drink. Any time you see a person actively not listening to someone onstage, drink.

Poehler: Any time someone says, “I didn’t prepare anything!”

Fey: Any time anyone thanks Harvey Weinstein, eat a meatball sub.


THR: How about any time they show Judi Dench?

Fey: Yeah. You take off an article of clothing.

Poehler: Any time Maggie Smith wins.

THR: Has anyone given you a good piece of advice?

Fey: No. We should get some.

Poehler: I was doing some talk shows, and I asked both Jimmy and Conan O’Brien. Everyone says, “Make sure you’re enjoying doing it and make sure you have fun and keep it loose.” I think Tina and I aren’t worried about that. We just want to make sure we look amazing. We don’t care what we say. I have to get my head peel done before Jan. 13.

Fey: I want to look like a really young candle.

We assume Fey means she wants to give off that botoxed melty face vibe? But even if that's not what she meant, it's still a five-star line.

For the entire interview go to THR