Drop everything and watch this '80s dating montage

Ladies, form an orderly queue.

Ladies, form an orderly queue. Photo: YouTube

Ladies, hold on to your hearts, because you are about to have your socks knocked off by the gentlemen in this '80s video dating montage.

Highlights include:

"I'm not afraid to get sand on my tuxedo if you're not afraid to let the wind mess your hair up a little bit when I take the top down".

"What I'm not looking for is some big overgrown monster who is always thinking about food".


"I like to outdoor activities" (not a typo).

But we don't want to spoil it for you. Let the tape roll and enjoy all the excellent sweaters, windcheaters, shirts and pearls of wisdom.

So. Many. Heartbreakers.

- With thanks to Sophie for bringing it to our attention.