Amy Schumer was on Stephen Colbert's shiny new Late Show over the weekend, and told the host a story about the time she rented out Jake Gyllenhaal's apartment for a short-term stay (because apparently all celebs rent each other's houses).
It's a wonderful story.
"He left a frozen cake in his freezer. It was very old, like it was not edible," began Schumer. "It was an old, frozen cake. And I would get drunk and I would eat it, and I would talk as if he was there and I was at the party the cake was served at."
If that already sounds hilarious, then take a seat - because she also has video proof.
Celebrities, they really are just like us - drunk, hungry and starstruck.