Kim and Kanye expecting baby girl
Kim, (wearing Kanye's design) with West in Paris Photo: Getty
Hot on the heels of Blue Ivy's reveal in Beyonce's HBO documentary, Life is but a Dream, comes news that parents-to-be Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are expecting a girl. A lady bebbe, a Fem K. We could go on.
"They're over the moon!" according to UsMagazine. "Kanye always wanted a girl."
Yeah, look, permit us, if you will, to break this down.
Now, apart from referring to his Baby Mama Kim as his 'bitch' in that affectionate 'slang' way of his, we're sure that any man who raps the lyrics -
"so mommy best advice is to get on top of this
have you ever had sex with a pharoah
I put the p-ssy in a sarcophagus
now she claiming I bruise her esophagus
head of the class and she just want a swallowship"
You weren't perfect but you made life worth it
Stick around, real feelings might surface
Been a long time since I spoke to you in a bathroom gripping you up and choking you
What the hell was I supposed to do
I know you aint getting this type of d-ck from that local dude
- is really over the moon about the idea of a sex-object in training. Does he want to go out now and purchase a Versace solid gold G-string? Perhaps a Givenchy leopard print bikini? You know, something he can point to purchasing in exchange for the violent acts he inflicts on her?
Oh, does that sound horribly gross? Well, we're only going off information Kanye has already given us about how he likes his women. So, those same rules should apply to his daughter, right? Isn't that what all women - excuse us - bitches are to Kanye? Oh, no, wait. It's his daughter, so it's different, right? His daughter is different, but we're guessing that anyone else's daughter gets no such free ride.
Hey, maybe he'll have a turn-around like his mentor, Jay Z reportedly did after the birth of his own daughter, and denounce the word 'bitch'. Then again, Jay Z most likely found out the sex of his daughter at the end of June 2011, the same month he made this music clip Monster with Kanye below, so maybe Kanye will have to see his baby before he makes any amendments.
Warning: Clip contains extreme violence against women and other not really suitable for work images.