Demi Moore and Vito Schnabel. Alas, we do not have the photos of them 'grinding all over each other.'
Demi Moore is ringing in her 50th year with serious, what would you call it? Panache. She's 'quietly dating' Vito Schnabel, 26.
People magazine reports
"It's really happening," a nightlife source said. "There was a time when Vito was kind of cool with [her ex Ashton Kutcher] – so it seems a little weird." The source adds that the pair are expected to be together during Art Basel in Miami Beach in early December.
Vito, an art dealer, is no stranger to autumn romance, having dated Elle Macpherson when he was 21 and she was 43. Moore and Schnabel were apparently "dancing and grinding all over each other" at a party in India that Naomi Campbell threw for her billionaire boyfriend last month. There it is, readers, the singular most random sentence we've written this year about celebrities.